The true, deep-down, real reason I hate the Iowa Caucuses

"The truth is, that the future of our country lies in your hands, not mine.

• You have the power to reclaim our nation's destiny.
  
• You have the power to rid Washington of the politics of money.
  
• You have the power to make right just as important as might.
  
• You have the power to give America a reason to vote again.
  
• You have the power to restore our nation to fiscal sanity and bring jobs back to our people.
  
• You have the power to take our country back.
  
• You have the power."
  

The addled cow-herders heard this, and decided in favor of a statue. They'll probably get it wrong again.