Thursday, January 3, 2008

The true, deep-down, real reason I hate the Iowa Caucuses


"The truth is, that the future of our country lies in your hands, not mine.

  • You have the power to reclaim our nation's destiny.
  • You have the power to rid Washington of the politics of money.
  • You have the power to make right just as important as might.
  • You have the power to give America a reason to vote again.
  • You have the power to restore our nation to fiscal sanity and bring jobs back to our people.
  • You have the power to take our country back.
  • You have the power."

The addled cow-herders heard this, and decided in favor of a statue. They'll probably get it wrong again.

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