If Dubya ran the local police...

From Croatia, by way of Australian news: the body of a woman who'd died 42 years ago was found in her apartment. Police had broken into the flat as part of the effort to determine its owner, and found the corpse, who'd sat down with a cup of tea to watch television...in 1966. The best part, though:

A police spokesman said: "So far we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in."

Inspector: Captain, should we search her home for clues about her sudden disappearance?
Captain: Nah...this is such a perfect crime, we'd never find anything useful there. Not worth the trouble.